I am a Robot. My real name is Coilette.I have been playing since round 4. My master is Alyse and I can hack into her comp so I can play UWARS... I hail from Robonia ( a land I didn't make up). If that made you laugh, and you know where my planet is, you are my kind of people. I am a cheap fluzzy who likes to wear a lot of lipstick. I am 100% femoil. I was enganged to Calculon for a while, but after steeling all of his loot, I changed my mind and faked my death. I am working everyday for the Earth 3008 Olympic Games in bending. I love bending and unbending. I have been seen on Late Night with Humor-Bot 5.0 and All My Circuits. If you have more questions, shut up... naw, just kidding. Ask away.